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Old June 5th, 2006, 05:29 AM
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Default Oh, oh wet my pants

I'm standing in the kitchen rinsing off the plates when the retractable nozzle gets away and sprays the front of me. At this time the door bell rings. I answer and the sales person glances at my slacks with a huge smirk.

How embarrassing.

I can't seem to get a break, with the kid calling me a geezer the other day and now a sales person who thinks I can't hold my water.

I need a cruise or crawl into a hole. Think I'll take the cruise.
Just a short run of bad luck. Hey if were not for bad luck I would have no luck at all.
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Old June 5th, 2006, 06:10 AM
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Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!

If I was in that situation, I would make the most of it by enjoying the sales person's reaction and having a good laugh by trying to freak them out?

If they take it the wrong way, all the better as it would give me more to work with and I would take great pleasure in seeing their facial expressions?

Make the most of every situation.

I think that the one thing you have helped me with over these few years, is that life is full of humor if you desire it??
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Old June 5th, 2006, 06:43 AM
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Hey, I see a bright side for you, at least it was only water. And I hope it helped make the salesperson go away if it was an unwanted visit.

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Old June 5th, 2006, 08:12 AM
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Steve, you're too funny!

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Old June 5th, 2006, 09:05 AM
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Steve:



I feel your pain!!

I am at the right height where the splash on bathroom vanities hits in the "right spot". I don't know how many times I've had to dry that area not because the old plumbing isn't working but because the water splashes up from a sink and often deposits a few drops, or more, in the same area.

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All of these men with wet pants. Does anyone get the idea that they are trying to explain the condition they will be in for the Century cruise?

Alright Ladies Who is bringing the Depends?
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Old June 5th, 2006, 09:22 AM
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Know what you mean Steve, It is like working here at my work. We wear very dark pants. IF we were to wet them, no one would know but it sure gives you a warm feeling.
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Steve...at least your wet spot comes from external sources
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Sure Steve...........blame the hose...........tell the truth.......



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Have you ever noticed that Steve has that certain smile in his picture?

My kids looked that that to, when they were little.
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It never fails, the lighter the color of pants, the greater the water pressure at the sink!
I stand as far away as possible in public restrooms when wearing khaki.
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Luanne,

Lighten up: It's the only bodily function I have that still works right.

A few more kidney stones and it may be a different story.

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As a matter of fact, you have that same smile!!!!

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Steve, you are still bringing us lots of laughs. Hang in there "old" buddy.

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Next time....

Make sure to vigorously wipe your pants with your hand before holding it out for a hand shake....... keep your hand out as long as possible.
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