The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink
> a
> Beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said
> "Who
> Owns the big white horse outside?"
>
> The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I
> do....Why?"
> The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought
> you'd
> Like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
>
>
> The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver
> was
> Ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse
> water
> And soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
>
> The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to
> run
> Around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make
> him
> Start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off
> Running circles around Silver.
>
> Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to
> the
> Bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy
> struts
> Into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
>
> The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with
> him
> This time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,
>
>
>
> (...I JUST LOVE THIS PART.....)
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 'Nothing, but you left your injun runnin"