the supper club is named "MacDonald's"
you take your ex wife who you are trying to reconcile with on your cruise and there are 1,000 Sports Illustrated swimsuit models onboard doing a photo shoot
the purser's office calls you at 0300 am the first night out and tells you your credit card on your sign and sale account has rejected your account and it's the only credit card you have
at the first night at dinner, your wife announces that she has fallen in love with your assistant waiter and will be spending the balance of her cruise with him in his cabin
there is a very large (1500) fan group onboard from a major radio station that promotes really bad rap music
all your ports of calls are closed due to weather
the ship is full and there is a foul smelling sewer odor that permeates your floor and the ship's air conditioning is broke
your husband runs into 15 of his old college girlfriends on your very same cruise
you discover there are 4 other passengers onboard with your same name and cabin numbers very close to yours and the ship is charging all of the other sign and sail charges on your card
you thought you were being upgraded to a balcony but then when checking in, you discover you actually have to sail in the inside cabin that you paid for
several of your neighbors (or coworkers) are onboard that you don't like and your cabin mate is not your wife(husband)
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