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Old July 11th, 2006, 11:18 PM
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Default First Class Blonde

I hope I don't offend any blondes with this joke...

A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class
> > > up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
> > >
> > > The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman
> > > that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she
> > > paid for.
> > > The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and
> > I'm
> > > staying right here."
> > >
> > > After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move,
> > the
> > > flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and
> > > that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go
> > to
> > > her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why
> > > needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde,
> > I'm > beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
> > >
> > > The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they
> > > have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when
> > they
> > > land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm
> > > to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers
> > quietly
> > > in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to
> > > seat in economy class.
> > > The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to
> > get > her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
> > > "I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
> > >
> >
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Old July 12th, 2006, 12:48 AM
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Old July 12th, 2006, 06:38 AM
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Old July 12th, 2006, 06:53 PM
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Donna, I have been telling that joke for fifteen years. I think it is much better if you use Las Vegas or Hollywood as the destination although it started out, for me, as a Chicago joke.

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Old July 12th, 2006, 11:42 PM
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But Donna, WHY doesn't first class go to Detroit? Oh never mind, I'm a brunette and I've only traveled first class once.

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