I have rules to.
If your socks, underware, t-shirts are not in the laundry hamper, they don't get washed.
You might think you own the TV remote.( thank the heavens for Tivo)
Vitorica's Secret my A--- who do you think I am a street walker?
Don't ask me to do something for you while I'm in the middle of preparing dinner, changing a diaper, or wiping up a mess. You will get a black eye
If you can't fix a simple house hold problem, call an expert.
They will do it right the first time.
Wear the right clothes for the occasion. We can do it so can you.Don't make me dress you like you are a child.
PMS is our way to release stress. Stay out of the way.
Directions are simple the sun come up in the east set in the west. Get a GPS. Yes Columbus got lost to.
Say 'I love you' often and mean it.
Don't start the nit picking over petty mistakes, you will only make a mountain out of a mole hill.
That is my list for men only.
Luckly my dear Earl is none of the above. He is a prince.