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Old August 16th, 2006, 10:38 AM
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Now it can't go off topic. Talk about anything you want!

Since I'm all verklempt, I'll start. I'll give you a topic. Rhode Island. It's neither a road nor an island. Discuss.
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What do you get when you cross a man with too much time on his hands and a 4 day weekend coming up?








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Old August 16th, 2006, 10:52 AM
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What else would I do... work????

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How about "Military Intelligence"?

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Why did Kamakazi pilots wear helmets?
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redsox were a good baseball team
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Why does the doctor alcohol the arm before they give a death row inmate a lethal injection? Are they concern with infection?
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Old August 16th, 2006, 12:21 PM
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Why does the doctor alcohol the arm before they give a death row inmate a lethal injection? Are they concern with infection?
Along with its antiseptic use (in case the IV fails), the alcohol also causes the blood vessels to rise to the skin's surface, making it easier to insert the needle.

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Along with its antiseptic use (in case the IV fails), the alcohol also causes the blood vessels to rise to the skin's surface, making it easier to insert the needle
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Never knew alcohol had this kind of magic
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"Military Intelligence" ? Now there's an oxymoron!
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Why ? Wikipedia is very good as source, no ?
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Old August 16th, 2006, 05:15 PM
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Because it's a wiki. That doesn't mean everything contained on the website is incorrect. Never say never.

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'this is the thread that never ends...
it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started reading it
not knowing what it was.
And they'll keep reading it forever just because....

this is the thread that never ends...
it goes on and on my friend......'

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Now it can't go off topic. Talk about anything you want!

Since I'm all verklempt, I'll start. I'll give you a topic. Rhode Island. It's neither a road nor an island. Discuss.
Is it true that Rhode Island's state motto is "Keep your smart remarks to yourself" ?
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Is it true that Rhode Island's state motto is "Keep your smart remarks to yourself" ?
Very good ... ! Who's from Island's state here ?
Talk us please .. !
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