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Old August 29th, 2006, 02:49 AM
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Default Emergency 911 call

Think you will like this one.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
Caller: Running from the Police.
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Old August 29th, 2006, 04:00 AM
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OK - stupid me did NOT see that one coming! 8)
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Old August 29th, 2006, 08:25 AM
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I didn't see it either!
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Old August 29th, 2006, 09:01 AM
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hehe --- Good one!
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Old August 29th, 2006, 10:33 AM
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Good one Steve.............

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Old August 29th, 2006, 10:36 AM
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STEVE??? You been listing in on my calls.?

This is for real.

911..what's your emergency?
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