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Old September 14th, 2006, 10:15 AM
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A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more. The bartender's having a slow night and appreciates the business, but is also concerned.

"Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?"

The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip, and had to leave my wife alone. I've had my suspicions about our next-door neighbor, so I hung a weight from the bottom of the bedspring just above a bowl of cream."

The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy another.
"So you came home and found cream on the weight?"

The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says,
"No. Butter."
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Old September 14th, 2006, 10:42 AM
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Old September 14th, 2006, 01:23 PM
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Old September 14th, 2006, 07:23 PM
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That would be enough to make you drink more than whiskey sours I think!
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I'd be suspecting more than just the neighbour....

maybe the Dallas Cowboys?
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That's a good one!!!

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