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Old November 1st, 2006, 10:37 AM
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WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,

And bring so much happiness ... just as they did.

I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.

Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited

When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll write on the walls with reds, whites and blues,

And I'll bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.

I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.

I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!

When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,

I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.

Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,

When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,

I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,

I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,

And when they get angry... I'll run.... if I'm able!

When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll sit close to the TV, through channels I'll click,

I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.

I'll take off my socks and throw one away,

And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!

When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,

I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.

My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,

And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!
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Old November 1st, 2006, 01:24 PM
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Sweet revenge!

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Old November 1st, 2006, 02:57 PM
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what do you mean when I'm an old lady...I do that now
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Old November 1st, 2006, 07:37 PM
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Tooooooooooo sweet! I have a couple of young ladies (daughters) that I will be sending this to. They will probably think that someone wrote this about them during their toddler/teenage years!

Love it!

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Old November 2nd, 2006, 11:59 PM
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Me too, Pudy, me too. I'll email my daughters asap! One said "I'll take care of you when you're old, mum". I said "oh please, spare me"!

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