Lost and Found

Cruise Cynic · #1 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2006, 02:05 AM

(with a certain amount of deference to Mr. Berkeley Breathed, creator of my signature cartoon...)

Just where do they keep all this lost stuff, anyways?

I've lost my way
I've lost my youthful optimism
I've lost my memory for details
I've lost my mind
I've lost all my marbles
I've lost my perspective
I've lost weight
I've lost track of time
I've lost my appetite
I've lost my sense of direction in life
I've lost my will to perservere
I've lost my virginity
I've lost my faith in humanity
I've lost my neighborly trust
I've lost my drive to succeed
I've lost my patience
I've lost my sense of style
I've lost my youthful vim and vigor
I've lost my dignity
I've lost my outlook on life
I've lost faith
I've lost my sense of identity
I've lost hope
I've lost my grip on reality
I've lost all sense of decency
I've lost my motivation
I've lost my temper
I've lost my breath
I've lost my voice
I've lost sleep
I've lost my childlike innocense
I've lost my sense of adventure
I've lost my youthful charms
I've lost my motivation
I've lost all my faculties
I've lost my charitable nature
I've lost all semblance of normalcy
I've lost my eyesight
I've lost the twinkle in my eye
I've lost my curious nature
I've lost my memory for details
I've lost the spring in my step, in fact, I've lost a step or two.
I've lost my fashion sense
I've lost all my endearing qualities

Opus has the right idea.... perhaps Sears has a big box of all this stuff.

I just hope I don't lose my sense of humour.

VTJen · #2 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2006, 07:58 AM

I kept it all in a suitcase, but the airline lost it.

rollerdonna · #3 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2006, 08:37 AM

VTJen!! Neither you, nor Cynic has lost your sense of humour!
What would we do without you Cynic??

donna

LisaK · #4 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2006, 09:53 AM

good one

BW · #5 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2006, 10:29 AM

If you lose your mind, I guess the rest wouldn't matter much?

Good one Cynic

Bill

Fieldmouse · #6 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2006, 04:50 PM

Of all the things I've lost...I think I miss my mind the most!

(sorry...it just had to be said

)

Ron · #7 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2006, 11:37 PM

Of all the things that I have lost, I miss most my patience in dealing with all those who have lost their minds !

ready2gonow · #8 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2006, 11:48 PM

The thing that aggravates me the most is when I lose the TV controls!

Cruznut2 · #9 (**permalink**) December 2nd, 2006, 06:36 AM

I just hope I NEVER lose the cruise docs!!

Laura

msblackjack · #10 (**permalink**) December 2nd, 2006, 08:10 AM

Cynic: truly enjoy reading whatever you come up with.

Just be glad that we all have not lost our freedoms...