Top Ten Stupidist Questions

[marcijjohnson]

I recently cruised on Royal Carribean's Navigator and on the last night's show they had the top ten stupidist questions asked. Does anyone remember what they were? I remember a couple, and wanted to scrapbook the questions.
Thanks!

[rollerdonna]

I remember a few....

"Does this elevator go to the front of the ship?"

"Does the ship run under it's own power?" (no m'am, we run a really long extension cord...)

"Do the crew sleep onboard?"

"How do I find my pictures in the Photo Gallery?"



ok, that's it for me, anyone else?

donna

[Luanne Russo]

Do these stairs go up or down?

[CaliforniaGirl]

What time is the Midnight Buffet?

[The Cruise Guy]

What is our altitude?

[skymaster]

What do you do with the ice sculpture after it melts?

[blueliner]

Originally Posted by marcijjohnson

I recently cruised on Royal Carribean's Navigator and on the last night's show they had the top ten stupidist questions asked. Does anyone remember what they were? I remember a couple, and wanted to scrapbook the questions.
Thanks!

"Is the water in the toilet salt or fresh water?".......Who Cares!

[Cruise Cynic]

"If the Captain is at the formal dinner, then who's driving the ship?"

That makes ten.

[Pootersdad]

Passenger: Is the water in the pool fresh water or salt water?

Crewmember: It's salt water.

Passenger: Oh, that's why it's so rough.

[Chuck Palm]

My favorite was asked to the naturalist, on my first Alaska cruise, by a very caring elderly lady:

Why don't they wash the glaciers so that they are nice and clean for the tourists?


AND I'M NOT KIDDING! O.M.G.

[Thomas]

Don't they have cable t.v.? (that was from Mrs. Thomas)

Regards,
Thomas

[Cruise Cynic]

Sure Thomas.... the signal comes in on the big extension cord used to power the ship.......

[BW]

I once asked a truck driver what he was hauling.

He answered "sail boat fuel". I was a bit bewildered and told him I never heard of such a thing. He grinned and replied "air". He was coming back empty.

Bill