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Old December 11th, 2006, 09:21 PM
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I recently cruised on Royal Carribean's Navigator and on the last night's show they had the top ten stupidist questions asked. Does anyone remember what they were? I remember a couple, and wanted to scrapbook the questions.
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I remember a few....

"Does this elevator go to the front of the ship?"

"Does the ship run under it's own power?" (no m'am, we run a really long extension cord...)

"Do the crew sleep onboard?"

"How do I find my pictures in the Photo Gallery?"



ok, that's it for me, anyone else?

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Old December 11th, 2006, 11:49 PM
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Default Re: Top Ten Stupidist Questions

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I recently cruised on Royal Carribean's Navigator and on the last night's show they had the top ten stupidist questions asked. Does anyone remember what they were? I remember a couple, and wanted to scrapbook the questions.
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"If the Captain is at the formal dinner, then who's driving the ship?"

That makes ten.
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Old December 12th, 2006, 06:37 AM
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My favorite was asked to the naturalist, on my first Alaska cruise, by a very caring elderly lady:

Why don't they wash the glaciers so that they are nice and clean for the tourists?


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Don't they have cable t.v.? (that was from Mrs. Thomas)

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Sure Thomas.... the signal comes in on the big extension cord used to power the ship.......
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