It's all in the way you look at things. Got this from one of my friends. Thought it was worth sharing.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, "Do you know her?" Yes," I sighed, "She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split
up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My word!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go
on celebrating that long?"
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.