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Old March 8th, 2007, 11:34 PM
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16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER YEARS TO LEARN:



1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.


2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
would be "meetings."


3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.


5. You should not confuse your career with your life.


6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.


7. Never lick a steak knife.


8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.


9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.


10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.


11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.


12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.


13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice
person (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)


14. Your friends love you anyway.


15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.


16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine.. They start out as
grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until
they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:


There is more money being spent on breast implants and ****** than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.

Humor in the day is good. There is nothing like a smile that turns into a giggle.

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Old March 8th, 2007, 11:49 PM
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Old March 9th, 2007, 12:54 AM
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****** ?

Don't type the V word or you get the above.

It is good see some different "things I have learned".
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#7 .....Vy shuden ve liksth a thteak snife????
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cute, what V word.... ******?


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Oh, yeah..I figured it out V!@gra!

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Yes, but remember, there was never a blockbuster movie called "Ark."
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So true except for 16.....
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Since when is Viagr*&%# a Bad word. Its a drug for petesakes.
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Good thoughts to ponder.
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
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James GET OVER HERE! You know #16 is true!

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