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Old March 9th, 2007, 06:25 PM
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A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.

The counselor asks them what the problem is and the
wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they
have ever had in the 15 years they've been married.

She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk,
embraces the wife and kisses her passionately.

The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says,
"This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.
Can you do this?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies,
"Well, I can drop her off here on
Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."

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Old March 9th, 2007, 06:57 PM
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