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Old March 25th, 2007, 09:09 PM
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>After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain



> "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293,

>non-stop from St. John's to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we

>should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and . OH, MY



> Silence followed!




> Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and

>gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight

>attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should

>see the front of my pants!"




>One Newfie passenger yelled, "Lard tunderin' jezis bye, you Should see the

>back of mine!"
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Old March 25th, 2007, 09:47 PM
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Old March 25th, 2007, 10:56 PM
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OMG!! Hilarious

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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Old March 26th, 2007, 01:08 AM
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Newfies.... (Newfoundlanders)

Yes, they really do talk like that. But if you laugh to their face, you have to kiss a codfish.

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Old March 27th, 2007, 11:01 PM
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Good one, especailly since I just got off an Air Canada flight! By the way, Newfies really do talk like that!

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