Air Canada

[Luanne Russo]

Subject: Air Canada Flight...!

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>After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain

>announced

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> "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293,

>non-stop from St. John's to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we

>should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and . OH, MY

>GOD!"

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> Silence followed!

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> Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and

>gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight

>attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should

>see the front of my pants!"

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>One Newfie passenger yelled, "Lard tunderin' jezis bye, you Should see the

>back of mine!"

[JamesRT]

[mehawk]

OMG!! Hilarious

[Cruise Cynic]

Newfies.... (Newfoundlanders)

Yes, they really do talk like that. But if you laugh to their face, you have to kiss a codfish.

[rollerdonna]

Good one, especailly since I just got off an Air Canada flight! By the way, Newfies really do talk like that!

donna