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Cruznut2 April 13th, 2007 06:48 PM

Wal-Mart Greeter
 
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice."

nlb1050 April 13th, 2007 07:07 PM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Have to send this on to freinds!

CruisinK n J April 13th, 2007 07:20 PM

Walmart Greeter
 
Wonderful! LOL

Judy

ready2gonow April 13th, 2007 07:42 PM

hehehe LOL LOL LOL

JamesRT April 13th, 2007 07:59 PM

LOL LOL LOL

msblackjack April 13th, 2007 09:33 PM

LOL LOL LOL LOL that is the best: now i have to figure out how to get coca-cola out of my keyboard.... LOL

mteague April 13th, 2007 11:23 PM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Darlene, read my post, Mike tells how to get the coke out of keyboards!

Melody

mehawk April 14th, 2007 01:21 AM

O my gosh, that was great!

Rev22:17 April 15th, 2007 01:03 AM

Re: Wal-Mart Greeter
 
Laura,

Quote:

Originally Posted by You
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice."

Unfortunately, she's right about the stupidity of the greeter. Those children obviously are adopted....

Norm.


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