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Old April 13th, 2007, 06:48 PM
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A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice."
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that is the best: now i have to figure out how to get coca-cola out of my keyboard....
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Darlene, read my post, Mike tells how to get the coke out of keyboards!

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O my gosh, that was great!
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Laura,

Quote:
Originally Posted by You
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice."
Unfortunately, she's right about the stupidity of the greeter. Those children obviously are adopted....

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