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Old April 17th, 2007, 07:59 PM
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April
1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm
spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat
down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years
ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good
in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told
him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the
little bastard
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Old April 17th, 2007, 08:12 PM
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OH, LUANNE! ROFLMAO!

Remember, I live with a "Little Old Lady!"
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Old April 17th, 2007, 08:22 PM
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Luanne,
What can one say? Don't mess with old women!
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Old April 17th, 2007, 09:02 PM
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Don't mess with little old ladies; you just never know what they might do!

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Old April 18th, 2007, 12:26 AM
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that was a cute one.
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Old April 18th, 2007, 01:49 AM
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LMFAO hehe that was cute
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