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Old January 19th, 2008, 03:32 PM
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Default Bawstin......My Home Sweet Home!!

For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good
guideline. I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near
future. For those who call New England home, this is just plain great!


Information on Boston and the surrounding area:

There's no school on School Street , no court on Court Street, no dock on
Dock Square , no water on Water Street . Back Bay streets are in
alphabetical "oddah": Arlington , Berkeley , Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc.

So are South Boston streets:
A, B, C, D, etc. If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut,
Chestnut, Cedar), you're on Beacon Hill . If they're named after poets,
you're in Wellesley

Massachusetts Avenue is Mass Ave ; Commonwealth Avenue is Comm Ave ;
South Boston is Southie. The South End is the South End. East Boston is
Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End . The West End and
Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night.
Roxbury is The Burry, Jamaica Plain is J.P.

How to say these Massachusetts city names correctly:
**Say it wrong, be shunned**

Worcester : Wuhsta (or Wistah)
Gloucester : Glawsta
Leicester : Lesta
Woburn : Wooban
Dedham : Dead-um
Revere : Re-vee-ah
Quincy : Quinzee
Tewksbury : Tooks berry
Leominster : Lemin-sta
Peabody : Pee-ba-dee
Waltham : Walth-ham
Chatham : Chad dum
Somerset : Sam-oh-set or Sum-aw-set but nevah Summerset!

Definitions:
Frappes have ice cream, milk-shakes don't.
If it is fizzy and flavored, it's tonic.
Soda is CLUB SODA.
"Pop" is DAD.
When we want Tonic WATER, we will ask for TONIC WATER.
The smallest beer is a pint.
Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish. If you paid more
than $7/pound, you got scrod.


It's not a water fountain; it's a bubblah.
It's not a trashcan; it's a barrel.
It's not a spucky, a hero or grinder,... it's a sub.
It's not a shopping cart; it's a carriage.
It's not a purse; it's a pockabook.
They're not franks; they're haht dahgs; Frank's are money in Switzahland.

Police don't drive patrol units or black and whites they drive a
"crooza". If you take the bus, your on the "looza crooza". It's not a
rubber band, it's an elastic. It's not a traffic circle, it's a rotary.
"Going to the islands" means Martha's Vineyard & Nantucket.

The Sox = The Red Sox
The C's = The Celtics
The B's = The Bruins
The Pat's =The Patriots

Things not to do:

Don't pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd .. they'll tow it to Meffed
(Medford) or Summahville (Somerville).
Don't sleep on the Common. (Boston Common)
Don't wear Orange in Southie on St. Patrick's Day.

Things you should know:

There are two State Houses, two City Halls, two courthouses, two Hancock buildings
(one old, one new for each).

The colored lights on top the old Hancock tell the weatha':

"Solid blue, clear view...."
"Flashing blue, clouds due...."
"Solid red, rain ahead...."
"Flashing red, snow instead...." - except in summer;
flashing red means the Red Sox game was rained out!

Most people live here all their life and still don't know what the hell
is going on with this one.

Route 128 is I-95 south. It's also I-93 north.

The underground train is not a subway. It's the "T", and it doesn't run
all night (fah chrysakes, this ain't Noo Yawk).

Order the "cold tea" in China Town after 2:00 am you'll get a kettle full of beer.

Bostonians... think that it's their God-given right to cut off someone in traffic.
Bostonians...think that there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's)
except in "idea".

Bostonians...think that three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.
Bostonians...refer to six inches of snow as a "dusting."
Bostonians...always "bang a left" as soon as the light turns green, and
oncoming traffic always expects it.
Bostonians...believe that using your turn signal is a sign of weakne ss.
Bostonians...think that 63-degree ocean water is warm.
Bostonians...think Rhode Island accents are annoying.

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Old January 19th, 2008, 06:16 PM
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH, you stated it well, and I agree with everything!!!
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Old January 19th, 2008, 06:47 PM
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Trip, I think it is a great coincidence that this came in my email today. I had company from "home" this afternoon. I also have a pot of Boston Baked Beans cooking for dinner.

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