Letth thing a thong about thongs

Paul Motter · #1 (**permalink**) June 7th, 2008, 06:55 PM

I just caught this mtspace bandsite and they have a song about males in things. The words are below, here is the music:

http://www.myspace.com/theacmeband
the song is "Thng Sample"

I got a brand-new baby blue thong
When I strap it on not a thing can go wrong I'll be spending all my money on the hair removal foam All the little bunnies will be takin' me home

Put a honey suntan on my pasty white
Put a little swagger in my stride
My bouncin' bulgie will be quite a sight I'll show them all I got nothing to hide

I've got a brand-new baby blue thong
Tuckin' in my package singin' surfer-girl songs The mirror makes my barrel chest a rigid brown mound And you don't see the paunch from all beer that I down

When they get a gander at my flagpole rag They'll be rubbin' lotion on my back They'll be picking tricks from my ping pong do rag I swear we'll be shaggin' down my shack

Trip · #2 (**permalink**) June 7th, 2008, 07:07 PM

OY!

venice · #3 (**permalink**) June 7th, 2008, 08:49 PM

You do know that Dave The Wave wrote the lyrics right ?

rollerdonna · #4 (**permalink**) June 7th, 2008, 10:17 PM

I'm with Trip, "OY!"

donna

ToddDH · #5 (**permalink**) June 8th, 2008, 05:58 AM

Paul,

It'll never make it to the Ryman. To Beale Street maybe, but never the Ryman.

TDH

VTJen · #6 (**permalink**) June 8th, 2008, 07:17 AM

Were you hoping RollerDonna would put this on the Next Cruisemates CD Mix?

skymaster · #7 (**permalink**) June 8th, 2008, 07:59 AM

I agree with Venice. I'll bet Dave the Wave either wrote the lyrics, or is the object of the song.

Thanks for the smile early this morning!

Ken
"SKY"

thecruisequeen · #8 (**permalink**) June 8th, 2008, 08:40 AM

Can't forget the female version of the Thong Song by Rapper Sisqo. This was a big hit.

some lyrics....

She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Living La Vida Loca

Cruznut2 · #9 (**permalink**) June 8th, 2008, 10:16 AM

Laura

JamesRT · #10 (**permalink**) June 8th, 2008, 05:32 PM

VEY!

mehawk · #11 (**permalink**) June 8th, 2008, 09:25 PM

Urrk!

Fern · #12 (**permalink**) June 8th, 2008, 09:32 PM

Ummm... I'm not really sure that Paul wrote this

I've got to say that it doesn't sound anything like what I'm used to reading from him.

I believe he's been "impersonated"!

If I'm wrong, Paul, please let me know

!

msblackjack · #13 (**permalink**) June 9th, 2008, 07:45 AM

yep that could be the speado thread anthem....

mteague · #14 (**permalink**) June 9th, 2008, 08:20 AM

Definitely DTW theme song! And Fern...Paul does have a risque' side to him as well. I remember a great video he posted just for me!

Melody