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Old September 18th, 2009, 05:22 PM
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Aarrgghh!!!


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Old September 19th, 2009, 12:01 AM
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What's a pirate's favorite socks?


Arrrrgyle.


What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?


Shiver me timbers

What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?


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A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel in his pants.

Bartender asks "Whats with the ships wheel in yer pants?"

Pirate says "Aarrgghh its driving me nuts!"


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A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel in his pants.

Bartender asks "Whats with the ships wheel in yer pants?"

Pirate says "Aarrgghh its driving me nuts!"


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Ohhh Myy Goossh!!! Phil!!!
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What group does a pirate join when he gets old?

AA RRRR P!

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What group does a pirate join when he gets old?

AA RRRR P!

Angela Z., who knows it's kind of a bad joke but she made it up when her husband turned 50.
Ye walk the plank for that joke matey.
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What group does a pirate join when he gets old?

AA RRRR P!

Angela Z., who knows it's kind of a bad joke but she made it up when her husband turned 50.
Ye walk the plank for that joke matey.
As long as the plank is on a cruise ship I'm in!
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