What Happens When the Captain Loses the Key to the Ship?

[Kuki]

Cruisemates Blog Ever Lost Your Keys to the Car? What Happens When the Captain Loses the Key To The Ship? – Kuki

In a Seatrade-Cruise Shipping Miami Conference, related story. This week's Blog tells the story.

[hannibal]

Call a locksmith. But then the Captain would have to find the slot to put the key into.

[skymaster]

HMMM,,,I always thought that they let the assistant dishwasher keep the duplicate key on a string around his neck, just in case the Captain lost his?

"SKY"

[venice]

Sky..so you saw the movie "The Hunt for Red October" heh8)8)

[skymaster]

Originally Posted by Kuki

Cruisemates Blog Ever Lost Your Keys to the Car? What Happens When the Captain Loses the Key To The Ship? – Kuki

In a Seatrade-Cruise Shipping Miami Conference, related story. This week's Blog tells the story.

GREAT movie isn't it? Actually, I saw it aboard a cruise!

Ken
"SKY"

[Cruznut2]

If the Captain loses the keys do they pass out the oars?

Laura

[venice]

can't the captain call "On Star" or AAA

[Captain Tennille]

call a Tow Tug?

(maybe they have a slimjim, otherwise, they'll have to break a window in the bridge)

Onstar >>>that's priceless....picture this conversation:

Onstar>"Hello Onstar... how can I be of service, Captain Stubing?"
Captain>"I've locked my keys in the ship."
Onstar>"Do you know which ship is yours? I'm flashing the lights now..."
Captain> "Yes... that's mine."
Onstar> "I'm sending a code now that will lower the gangway. And I'll stay on the line until you are all safely aboard."
Captain> "Thank you so much."
Onstar> "Would you like me to start the engines as well?"
Captain> "No thanks, I'll have my engineer do that."
Onstar> "I'm also showing an indication that you are getting low on lobster... shall I order some more?"
Captain> "That would be nice."
Onstar> "You have a great cruise now..."

[skymaster]

Originally Posted by Captain Tennille

call a Tow Tug?

(maybe they have a slimjim, otherwise, they'll have to break a window in the bridge)

Onstar >>>that's priceless....picture this conversation:

Onstar>"Hello Onstar... how can I be of service, Captain Stubing?"
Captain>"I've locked my keys in the ship."
Onstar>"Do you know which ship is yours? I'm flashing the lights now..."
Captain> "Yes... that's mine."
Onstar> "I'm sending a code now that will lower the gangway. And I'll stay on the line until you are all safely aboard."
Captain> "Thank you so much."
Onstar> "Would you like me to start the engines as well?"
Captain> "No thanks, I'll have my engineer do that."
Onstar> "I'm also showing an indication that you are getting low on lobster... shall I order some more?"
Captain> "That would be nice."
Onstar> "You have a great cruise now..."

Now that's funny! I don't care who you are, THAT'S FUNNY!

"SKY"