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venice April 8th, 2011 10:42 AM

Trouble In Falmouth, Jamaica
 
the travel section, of the online edition of USA Today indicates Royal Caribbean has express concern to the government about guests being hassled in the newest port of call..the hassles include soliciation for prostitution:eek::eek::eek:..the government has promised a crackdown and increase police patrol in the area effective ASAP

on a lighter note............................

roflroflroflnews flash...Mary Hart of ET Tonight, today announced that the first and only port of call for:twisted: Charlie Sheen & his goddess's :twisted:, full charter LOL"Winning" LOLcruise in November will be Falmouth..she has promised exclusive video of this and other activities while onboard the cruise..Mary will be joined onboard by special reporter Katlady who will judge the 'Tiger Bloody Mary' drinking contest sponsored by ____________(you fill in the blank)roflroflrofl

Paul Motter April 8th, 2011 12:22 PM

Is it still April Fool's Day? Cool, its my Birthday again :wink:

katlady April 8th, 2011 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by venice (Post 1365142)
the travel section, of the online edition of USA Today indicates Royal Caribbean has express concern to the government about guests being hassled in the newest port of call..the hassles include soliciation for prostitution:eek::eek::eek:..the government has promised a crackdown and increase police patrol in the area effective ASAP

on a lighter note............................

roflroflroflnews flash...Mary Hart of ET Tonight, today announced that the first and only port of call for:twisted: Charlie Sheen & his goddess's :twisted:, full charter LOL"Winning" LOLcruise in November will be Falmouth..she has promised exclusive video of this and other activities while onboard the cruise..Mary will be joined onboard by special reporter Katlady who will judge the 'Tiger Bloody Mary' drinking contest sponsored by ____________(you fill in the blank)roflroflrofl

That so funny because my 2012 cruise is going to Falmouth. Maybe Charlie is on that cruise. Freedom of the Seas here I come with my video camera and my hubby who is a whiz in photoshop. :mrgreen:rofl

thecruisequeen April 8th, 2011 04:40 PM

Have not been to Falmouth. Maybe on an upcoming cruise. :):)

I say Paul Motter should Sponsor the Tiger Blood Drinking contest. :mrgreen::mrgreen:

venice April 8th, 2011 04:59 PM

Paul..1st part is true (check out online edition of USA Today travel section)
...2nd part I was having alittle funrofl

katlady April 8th, 2011 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by thecruisequeen (Post 1365192)
Have not been to Falmouth. Maybe on an upcoming cruise. :):)

I say Paul Motter should Sponsor the Tiger Blood Drinking contest. :mrgreen::mrgreen:

CQ you should join me on my cruise. It's the Freedom of the Season April either 28th of 29th 2012. I have over a year. But it's my first Carribean cruise.:mrgreen:

thecruisequeen April 9th, 2011 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by katlady (Post 1365219)
CQ you should join me on my cruise. It's the Freedom of the Season April either 28th of 29th 2012. I have over a year. But it's my first Carribean cruise.:mrgreen:

Sounds like a plan to me! 8-):wink: April/May are my favorite times of the year to cruise the weather is nice, many schools are still in session yet spring break is over and that cruise would fall on my birthday too! :cool::mrgreen:8)

venice April 9th, 2011 10:23 AM

CQ and Kat:roll::roll::roll::roll:...you should know that Charlie Sheen heard about CQ'sroflrofl viral video vixen dance sequence in a Royal Caribbean online commercial last yearroflrofland his agent will be contacting both of you to appear with his goddess's in an :rolleyes: X rated Winning dance video :rolleyes:that he will be filming next year in April onboard his group cruise which just happens to be on Kat's cruise;) Kat's hubby has signed her up for the advance pole dancing class during the cruise..Charlie usually purchases cars for his goddess's..When Charlie heard that it was CQ's birthday and Kat's first time to the caribbean, he plans on surprising both of you with a gift of the poles that are on the ship for both of you:mrgreen:

katlady April 10th, 2011 12:50 PM

Okay Venice has me pole dancing over here.roflI could throw out my back that way.:mrgreen: Charlie is always trying to give his pole to someone.:wink: CQ we would have a blast on a cruise together.:D I'm never been on the Freedom of the Seas before I can't wait to see the ship.

thecruisequeen April 10th, 2011 03:10 PM

WoooHoooo!!! Cruising with Kat and Pole Dancing Class onboard Freedom. :mrgreen:LOL

We will have to check the compass for the time and location of the Pole Dancing Class. :cool::p:p:mrgreen::mrgreen:LOL

Pole dancing can't be anymore difficult then Salsa. :mrgreen::twisted:8-):rolleyes::p Always a good thing to learn another dance style. ;);)

Freedom here we come!! :twisted::twisted:

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venice April 10th, 2011 05:23 PM

CQ & Kat:cool::cool::cool:...I guess we could invite a few international World Cup players to join you two on the Freedom of the Seas and show you some soccer moves for your pole dancing classes..I don't think Charlie Sheen or Kat's hubby would mind:???::???::???:

katlady April 10th, 2011 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by venice (Post 1365445)
CQ & Kat:cool::cool::cool:...I guess we could invite a few international World Cup players to join you two on the Freedom of the Seas and show you some soccer moves for your pole dancing classes..I don't think Charlie Sheen or Kat's hubby would mind:???::???::???:

You know me and CQ so well. I'm requesting Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. I have no clue if they speak English. But I don't care, I'm not interested in the conversational skills. :wink:
http://www.soccerwallpaper.mackafe.c...aldo-messi.jpg

thecruisequeen April 10th, 2011 07:34 PM

Let's not forget my all time favorite...Becks :D:D:D

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6919434_n.jpg



Kat we will have to look on the compass for the beginner pole dance class......:p:D:rolleyes: Looks like fun....

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...57_44051_n.jpg



The advanced class might be too difficult...:eek::???::???::( No way I can't do that!! And I'm not even gonna try!! :mad:

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...0_780941_n.jpg

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

venice April 10th, 2011 08:27 PM

I suggest that you both do a:wink: field trip :wink:to your local roflgentlemen's clubroflin your town and study the pole dancing technique of the dancers (and don't forget to ask them for suggestions for your dancing name..CQ could be... Salsa Lady... and Kat could be...Kat Lady) and take notes prior to your cruise..extra credit if you do a cruisemate review of the kinetic energy a lap danceroflroflgenerates in relation to the amount of the tip

on a serious note..I understand that it's a very good exercise and keeps one limber and the :wink:tips are pretty good:wink:...you can make enough, in just one hour, to cover tips for your 7 day cruise..but then again, Charlie is known for being a big tipper

ship2shore April 10th, 2011 11:10 PM

I thought clothing was decidedly "optional" for pole dancing. I'm confused and more than a little disapointed.

venice April 11th, 2011 03:52 AM

Kat and CruiseQueen honor the tradition of Bourbon Street Burlesque(sp?) in their pole dancing presentation where by having additional layers of clothing, they generate stimulation of the mind (illlusion) as oppose to the (visual) senses:roll::roll:..my girlfriend, Halle Berry, has kindly lent 2 of her Catwoman costumes to them for their cruise, which I am sure Charlie Sheen will appreciate the visual effect and I am contributing several bags of very very large Mardi Gras beads

on a serious note;

some friends of mine are going to Jamaica next month for 5 days and will report back about whether the Government has cracked down on the situation

thecruisequeen April 11th, 2011 06:56 AM

Actually there are dance studios that offer pole dancing classes for a fun calorie burning workout.

Look what happened with Zumba. Nobody knew what Zumba was now Zumba Dance classes are everywhere from gyms to dance studios to the YMCA to programs you can enjoy right from your living room.


This thread really got side tracked from Falmouth to pole dancing roflroflroflBut that is what happens when Venice, Kat and myself post on the same thread conversation gets side tracked sometimes. LOL:twisted::twisted:


How is Falmouth different from other parts of Jamaica or Mexico. If you are not out and about Falmouth on your own I think it is ok.

Now it's time for Zumba class have a great day Kids!! :cool::D:mrgreen::wink:

venice April 11th, 2011 11:18 AM

Falmouth was developed jointly by the Jamaican Government and Royal Caribbean as a port of call to offer a safe and economic alternative to the other two ports for their mega ships OAS,AOS..my friends will check it out next month during their 5 day land vacation and get back to me..we will be going on the Carnival Valor this October to Jamaica but not to that port

if Charlie Sheen brought his cruise and fan base to Jamaica the economy would experience a :Dstimulus type:D boom in sales of alcohol, recreational drugs and lap dance tips..Charlie's goddess would get their hair braided and hang out with CQ and Katroflrofl

katlady April 11th, 2011 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by thecruisequeen (Post 1365465)


The advanced class might be too difficult...:eek::???::???::( No way I can't do that!! And I'm not even gonna try!! :mad:

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...0_780941_n.jpg

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Oh CQ that is super easy I can totally do that. In fact I gave a performance for my hubby last night. You beleive me right.;)

CQ is the one that got me hooked on Zumba it's fun and a good workout.

ship2shore sorry to disappoint you, but you will have to book the cruise in order to see the clothing "optional" version.:wink::mrgreen:

venice April 11th, 2011 05:15 PM

and have a signed release from Kat's Hubbyroflroflrofl

Kat..are there mirrors on the ceiling so you can check your hair:confused:

katlady April 12th, 2011 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by venice (Post 1365621)
and have a signed release from Kat's Hubbyroflroflrofl

Kat..are there mirrors on the ceiling so you can check your hair:confused:

That's so I can do my makeup in the morning. It's also great for clipping my nose hairs.:mrgreen:


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