A week from Saturday, the entertainment on Norwegian's Epic goes full throttle when the Ray and Todd Show
opens immediately upon boarding.
First order on the agenda is have the band stop playing all that repetitious Caribbean music long enough to get a real Cruise Song
, Frankie Ford's Sea Cruise
. But since those bands don't usually have keyboards not to mention nobody with the possible exception of probably Ray and your's truly are old enough to remember the number, I'll undoubtedly be unsuccessful.
This will undoubtedly lead to a couple of very solid bourbon and Cokes (you all can spend all that money on those Foo-Foo drinks that they manage to spill a quarter of an ounce of booze into, such beverages being shunned by we competent professionals) and shortly thereafter the REAL
Sail Away Party will commence.
Ray will put on his "Joey Chitwood" version of how to turn a scooter around on one wheel while the other half of this famous duo is going to keep extending the Stop Line as we get going with the Scooter Epic Drag Races during which we should be able to clear eight or nine scooters off the ship's stern within five minutes (old goats such as we rarely check our brakes) which of course will make Ray's life aboard that much simpler! I'm even thinking of hiring that pig from the TV Commercial that keeps hollering "Whee!" as the folks fly off the stern! Isn't life grand?!
Hope everyone has a good "Over The Hump" day. As for yours truly, I'll just be lying here reading until Amy comes in with another 80 MG's of Liquid Lasix and then my daily exercises commence.
Prayers and Blessings of course continue for all!