CHINESE PROVERBS
· Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
· Man who run in front of car get tired.
· Man who run behind car get exhausted.
· Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
· Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
· Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
· Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
· Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
· War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
· Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
· Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
· It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
· Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
· Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
· Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
· Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs..
· Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
· Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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