If you have worked on ships or are still working, you need to read Straight Up, No Sippin'. This is the truest, funniest, most honest book that I have read about working on cruise ships. You will not be able to put it down. Go to http://stores.lulu.com/mrgstowers or google the title. If you were ever a shoppie, you will definitely identify, and if you were ever in the crew bar, you might have been mentioned in one of the stories in the book. Simply a must read for any crew member. Even the cones will like it.