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Old November 26th, 2006, 07:19 PM
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Default BELIEVE it or not,These are REAL 911 Calls!!!to laugh

Dispatcher;9-1-1 what is your emergency?
Caller;I heard what sounded like gunshuts coming from the brown house on the corner.
dispatcher;Do you have AN ADDRESS?
caller; No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


dispatcher;9-1-1 what is your emergency?
caller; someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
D;excuse me?
C;i made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when i came back from bathroom,someone had taken a bite out of it.
D;was anything else taken?
C;no, but this has happened to me before and i'm sick and tired of it!


D;9-1-1 what is the nature of your emergency?
C;im trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
D;this is nine eleven.
C;I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.
D;yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine eleven are the same thing.
C; Honey,I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

AND the WINNER is.....
D;9-1-1
C;yeah,I'm having trouble breathing.I'm all out of breath.
Darn.....I think I'm going to pass out.
D;sir,where are you calling from?
C;I'm at a pay phone.north and foster.
D;!sir,an ambulance is on the way.Are you an asthmatic?
C; No
D; what were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
C;Runing from the Police.


ps;my friend forwarded me this ,and i got cramp at my stomach to laugh,I wanted to share with you.
if you ever embarressed becouse your inglish ,it's also help...
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Old November 26th, 2006, 09:17 PM
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Thanks for the laugh. And I like your bumper sticker too
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Old November 27th, 2006, 01:30 AM
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Moderator, please move this thread to Chit Chat as this does not belong in Cruise Gripes Forum.
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Old November 27th, 2006, 01:57 AM
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Marc, they don't need to move this thread now, YOU JUST TURNED IT INTO A GRIPE. lol
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Old November 27th, 2006, 01:07 PM
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Thanks, it is very funny!
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Old November 27th, 2006, 01:07 PM
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Moderator, please move this thread to Chit Chat as this does not belong in Cruise Gripes Forum.
You JUST jealous marc,

here is the one for you;Some people just don't know how to drive.......
I call these people ``everybody but me,``
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Actually, I agree with Marc, what is this?
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Old November 30th, 2006, 05:21 PM
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Actually, I agree with Marc, what is this?
maybe place is wrong but subject said :To laugh, just becouse not to take no ones time if they look for valuable information.
when i was looking valuable information for a partecular cruise i read 4page of jumbled information about someting else and people posting here for years doing this.i read many marc's post and i liked but i hope he shows same interest to them too.
and why some group of people only talking with eachother for years but never pesponse to newbies.
i whish he just said;i don't see why laugh i know better one.this will tells me i were wrong.

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You are taking this tooooo personal, so chill Free Spirit.

Yes. it appears that some on here "only talk to some others". But that is built on years of getting to know someone, ie the others you "Gripe" with.

So sorry if that appears as a club. It is not, it's just people happy to respond to an other person, and knowing their sense of humor or personal stance on some subjects.

Any of us could stand up in a room and say "I think this", not everyone is going to agree, but by God the debate will be interesting. Thats Gripes

I think the gripe was the post although funny was misplaced within all the forums that CM offer, and you got the reaction, it was not a cruise gripe.

Dont let it put you off, just pick the right forum for it.

Your dealing with a bunch of old grizzlies here , and always right in their own minds
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I greatly appreciated your kind explaination,i was really confuised.
thanks david
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Your okay.... Just be prepared for if you give comment, then be prepared to get it back in opinion big style....but its only that OPINION, you keep giving yours like the rest of us, never feel intimidated and never get personal as that will see your butt kicked off, hey I know.

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some time your ing. little complicated for me .but improving .
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I think I read this right, yes I am both irratating and complicated, and it did not take you long to figure that out...welcome to the club, a lot on here are that sort of way, opinionated, but it does not mean they are right in everything they say.... me included

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thank you for welcome ,
you included to best complicated friends list.
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Erm...it was just a joke, meant to be happy?
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Back to the original post,,,trust me,,,,I used to work in the Police Communications Center, and you wouldn't believe some of the "911" calls that we'd get! Truly unbelievable!

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sheesh Marc, take a cruise to relax... This isn't December 21, 2012 ya know...lol
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