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Old April 12th, 2007, 01:11 PM
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When I was married I had a similar problem. I just never did get it. But now I think I understand. I am better off single.... 8)


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Old April 12th, 2007, 01:27 PM
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Thanks! What ship are you going on? It likes like we are cruising about the same time.
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You are welcome!
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Dang, that's what happened with my girlfriend..........

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That was great. Thanks Dave
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It is so true though...
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Oh yes, Dave! Thanks! Beer is a useful thing, don't you agree?
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I works for me. Believe it or not, there have been times it has worked in my favor the other way too.
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Thanks! What ship are you going on? It likes like we are cruising about the same time.
Unfortunately I'm not cruising Dave However, I am going to Atlantis for a few days so I'm very excited. I'm dying to go on another cruise!

Happy Cruising!
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Dave (Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave).

You sure keep me smiling, buddy.

YOU have that cool countdown clock, too. Where do I find one of those lovely little items?

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Dave (Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave).

You sure keep me smiling, buddy.

YOU have that cool countdown clock, too. Where do I find one of those lovely little items?

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Hi Dorothy,
I know you weren't asking me but if you just right click on the countdown clock and open it in another window it will bring you to the web page to choose your clock. After you pick your clock just paste and copy into your profile.
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Yeah, I saw CandySpy with it and clicked on it. You have to keep the URL thingies from the other one and put it in the midlle of them. Pretty cool! better than the generic one I had.
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O Dave all you had to do was paste the code in the Result bbCode
section into your signature and it should work. I think that's what I did

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So... that's what the beer is for.
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Beer has many uses....
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Quote:
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Beer has many uses....
the first use is obvious; it is a social lubricant!
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Funny funny funny!
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Beer can also be used to makeup with...
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