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Luanne Russo April 20th, 2007 03:26 PM

Things Young Boys Have Discovered
 
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a h it. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mix ing the Clorox and brake fluid. LOL

mteague April 20th, 2007 03:36 PM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

ready2gonow April 20th, 2007 03:39 PM

Oh my, YES! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

JamesRT April 20th, 2007 03:39 PM

Luanne,
Ya dood it again! LOL

CruisinK n J April 20th, 2007 04:54 PM

Things Young Boys Have Discovered
 
LOL LOL LOL LOL

Judy

mehawk April 20th, 2007 06:07 PM

kool!!

Fern April 20th, 2007 10:20 PM

Hi Luanne,

Too bad you couldn't put the pictures in! There was one I especially liked and I think you know which one it was :shock: ! Wouldn't do to post them here LOL ! They'd "poof" before our eyes!

DougR. April 23rd, 2007 06:54 AM

Re: Things Young Boys Have Discovered
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Luanne Russo
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mix ing the Clorox and brake fluid. LOL

:twisted:

rescuedad April 23rd, 2007 12:45 PM

funny how I stopped at the brake fluid and clorox one and sat there to think for a minute.

Where did you find this list or did you make it up after spending a weekend in my house with my 3 boys? I read down the list and just kept saying did it, did it etc.

crazysis April 23rd, 2007 01:50 PM

im with rescue on this one. i kept say yup thats true, oh god yes is that ever true!!
did you know that bleach mixed with ammonia can kill?

Luanne Russo April 23rd, 2007 04:10 PM

My wonderful friend, Fern sent it to me.

Fern April 23rd, 2007 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luanne
My wonderful friend, Fern sent it to me.

Thanks, Luanne :oops: . I still wish we could have posted the pictures :shock: :shock: ! My favorite was the little boy who "decorated" himself with his mom's, ummm, personal things he found in the bathroom. (I think this will pass LOL .)

Luanne Russo April 23rd, 2007 09:44 PM

My son did that when he was little. It was during a Tupperware party. I had 25 guests. :oops:

ready2gonow April 23rd, 2007 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luanne Russo
My son did that when he was little. It was during a Tupperware party. I had 25 guests. :oops:

I didn't realize that that was your son in the picture!

LOL LOL

Luanne Russo April 23rd, 2007 10:01 PM

No, That wasn't my son. He couldn't get one on his ...... LOL LOL

Cruise Cynic April 24th, 2007 07:37 AM

Thanks Luanne...

my clients always ask me what's in the fluid I use in my smoke machines.... now I can let them know it's brake fluid and bleach.

I wonder...Does the brake fluid make the bleach safe to drink?

Luanne Russo April 24th, 2007 07:50 AM

LOL LOL LOL


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