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Old April 23rd, 2007, 10:50 AM
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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 10:58 AM
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glad i could read that joke before it gets deleted!!!
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Wow, I will make certain not to buy a mood ring.
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Martha - One must learn to control ones impulses .

Which reminds me, I need to stop at Home Depot to pick up Marj's anniversary gift.
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That's good! Yep, even my DH knows better!
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hey it wasn't me - I'm not married . but yes impulse control is a good thing; too bad women were not equipped with impulse control (kinda like cruise control in the vehicle); it sure would be nice just to coast and now all the women are going to be angry with me.
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Never mad at you Marty! We have to stick together....and the joke was cute!

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impulse control? whats that? if we had impulse control we wouldnt be women. of course there are times where our lack of impulse control is greatly appreciated!!!
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A good joke always helps. Thanks.
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