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msblackjack April 23rd, 2007 10:50 AM

Couldn't resist posting this joke:
 
MENOPAUSE JEWELRY
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

katlady April 23rd, 2007 10:55 AM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

crazysis April 23rd, 2007 10:58 AM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

glad i could read that joke before it gets deleted!!!

mehawk April 23rd, 2007 11:55 AM

Wow, I will make certain not to buy a mood ring. LOL

DougR. April 23rd, 2007 11:58 AM

Martha - One must learn to control ones impulses LOL LOL LOL .

Which reminds me, I need to stop at Home Depot to pick up Marj's anniversary gift. :shock:

ready2gonow April 23rd, 2007 12:01 PM

That's good! Yep, even my DH knows better!

msblackjack April 23rd, 2007 12:05 PM

hey it wasn't me - I'm not married LOL. but yes impulse control is a good thing; too bad women were not equipped with impulse control (kinda like cruise control in the vehicle); it sure would be nice just to coast LOL and now all the women are going to be angry with me.

mteague April 23rd, 2007 12:56 PM

Never mad at you Marty! We have to stick together....and the joke was cute!

Melody

crazysis April 23rd, 2007 01:35 PM

impulse control? whats that? if we had impulse control we wouldnt be women. of course there are times where our lack of impulse control is greatly appreciated!!! :wink:

seadog2 April 23rd, 2007 09:31 PM

A good joke always helps. Thanks. LOL

JamesRT April 28th, 2007 06:03 PM

Laffarooni!


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