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Luanne Russo April 28th, 2007 08:40 AM

Some Unknown Facts
 
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)



(I'm still not over the pig.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.


("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.



(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.



(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

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A cat's urine glows under a black light.


(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

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msblackjack April 28th, 2007 09:07 AM

Lucky pig LOL LOL LOL LOL

Cruise Cynic April 28th, 2007 09:12 PM

Would that be the male pig or the female pig? Because she has NO CHANCE if it's a male pig orgasm.......

SUSAN CURTIS April 29th, 2007 01:11 AM

I'm kind of liking the whole praying mantis idea LOL Is that where they get the term make up whoopie.


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