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Old May 1st, 2007, 04:06 PM
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Default Plastic Surgery

I hope this one makes it past the post police!

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her small
breasts.

Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and
say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew
terrific D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose
her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there
in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie
doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of
Dr. Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am. How did you know?"

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."
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Old May 5th, 2007, 01:13 AM
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