A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her small
Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and
say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew
terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose
her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there
in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie
doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of
"Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance!