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mteague May 1st, 2007 04:12 PM

The Pastor's Donkey
 
The Pastor's Donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
in another race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news,
Posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So, be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.

Manuel October 7th, 2012 09:25 PM

Good one!

TM

Snoozeman October 7th, 2012 10:03 PM

I wonder how Ms. Teague is doing now days?

Manuel October 7th, 2012 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoozeman (Post 1449862)
I wonder how Ms. Teague is doing now days?


I would also like to now .

TM

mehawk October 8th, 2012 07:36 AM

I wonder myself. I shall endeavor to investigate her whereabouts and fortune.

earl October 19th, 2012 05:37 PM

thats funny!!!!!!:D


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