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Old May 1st, 2007, 04:17 PM
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Default I Need A Few Days Off!

I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me
to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling
and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few
minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped
down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde)
followed me, the Boss asked her"...And where do you think you're
going?"



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She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the DARK
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