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Old May 1st, 2007, 04:53 PM
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The Hormone Guide

Women will mostly understand this and men in general should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS:Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST:WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine .
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Human growth hormone (HGH) is a naturally produced hormone in the human body secreted by the pituitary gland. HGH is vitally important to the human body as it stimulates growth, regulates metabolism, and orchestrates cell regeneration. When the human growth hormone is released within normal levels it keeps the body in delicate balance, allowing for overall health. But when there are inadequate levels of the human growth hormone, there can result a number of side effects. In this case, a doctor may suggest supplements to bring the body back into balance. But, as with any chemical, there are human growth hormone dangers associated with its use.
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Here Mel, have some wine...
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Human growth hormone (HGH) is a naturally produced hormone in the human body secreted by the pituitary gland. HGH is vitally important to the human body as it stimulates growth, regulates metabolism, and orchestrates cell regeneration. When the human growth hormone is released within normal levels it keeps the body in delicate balance, allowing for overall health. But when there are inadequate levels of the human growth hormone, there can result a number of side effects. In this case, a doctor may suggest supplements to bring the body back into balance. But, as with any chemical, there are human growth hormone dangers associated with its use.
So Jennifer - does that treatment involve wine? 8)
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According to the lovely Mrs. Jones (Vita),,,it CERTAINLY DOES!

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OR - Honey, have a stiff bourbon! 8)
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