An example that there are times when people should mind
their own business.......
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair
and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair
and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm
and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon
me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he didn't. He just
walked in the door."
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance!