Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that
she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first
run for president, and as Senator of New York this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming;
"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now,
you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just
found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault!
Well, what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did
you hear me?"
Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible
whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance!