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Old May 4th, 2007, 11:39 PM
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At the church's husband's marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi,
on his upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same
woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I'v-a tried to treat-a her
well, spend-a money on her, but-a, da best-a is-a dat I took her
to Italy for the 20th-a anniversary!

The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing
inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell the audience what
you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary..."








Luigi proudly replied, "I'm-a gonna go and-a get her."
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Old May 5th, 2007, 12:52 AM
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Mel,
Guess you know you are giving some men ideas?
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