Cruise joke from my Sis!

[mteague]

An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that it wouldn't blow away in the wind.?





A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?"


"Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to hold onto my hat."?

"But madam, he said, "you must know that you're derriere is exposed!"??


The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat yesterday!"

[mehawk]

Wow

[JamesRT]

Mel,
Another good one!

[skymaster]

Great story! The Cruise Director aboard Carnival Liberty told the exact same story when we were aboard a couple of weeks ago.

Ken

[earl]

[RedhairNFreckles]

This joke reminds me of what one of my precious(?) granddaughters did to me on our cruise sail-a-way a couple of weeks ago. We were all on the top deck, waiting to go under the Sunshine Skyway Bridge and it was really windy. I had on a white, skirt and I could feel it blowing up a bit in the back but would only once in awhile reach around and pat it back down. It is now documented on their video camera for all to see....MiMi just thought it was blowing "up a bit"......

[mehawk]

Oh my goodness...

[earl]