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Old May 21st, 2007, 09:05 PM
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Default How to Bathe a Cat....

1. Lift lid of toilet.

2. Pour three (3) caps of shampoo into toilet bowl.

3. Drop cat into toilet, put down lid, and stand upon lid to keep closed. (CAUTION: Be sure to keep fingers, etc., out of openings beneath lid to avoid injury from sharp claws attempting to grasp something.)

4. After several minutes of thrashing noises accompanied by panicked meows, flush toilet several times to rinse shampoo completely out of cat's fur.

5. Sit on tank and lift lid, swiftly moving feet clear of opening. Cat will bolt out of bathroom and go someplace "safe" to dry off.

/s/ The Dog.
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Old May 21st, 2007, 11:49 PM
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I just finished bathing my 2 greyhounds and my hound/mix about an hour ago...omg, what a chore! I have to scrub the whole bathroom tomorrow. My 3 cats could use a bath but no way am I going to tackle them, at least not tonight!
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My 3 cats could use a bath but no way am I going to tackle them....
Tackling your cats???

You will crush them!

Well, unless they are very big cats, like cougars and tigers and lions and leoparts....

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My 3 cats could use a bath but no way am I going to tackle them....
Tackling you cats???

You will crush them!

Well, unless they are very [i]big[i] cats, like cougars and tigers and lions and leoparts....

Norm.
, ya, I guess "tackle" was a bit of a stretch. Actually, the next day I just brushed them and they looked pretty good. Luckily for them AND me, they escaped getting the dreaded bath.....
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Tackling you cats??? You will crush them!
thats what my BF has to do to get the cats bathed. The funniest site is to watch a 6' 200lb guy run down the hall, into the living room and dive across the floor as he tackles the cats to get them into the back tub.
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give him some sleeping pills first
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