everyone picks on blond females, how about the guys
a long one here.
three construction workers, one irish red head, one dark haired mexican, one blond white male, one day at work the red head said if my wife makes one more corn beef sandwich, i'm jumping off this building, the dark haired guy says if my wife makes one more burrito i'm jumping off this building, the blond guy says if i get one more bologna sandwich i'm jumping off this building. next day the red head gets cornbeef and jumps off, the dark haired guy gets a burrito and jumps off, the blond guy sees bologna and jumps, at the funeral home the red haired guys wife was crying and says i knew he hated cornbeef and he told me one more and he's jumping, the dark haired guys wife says i knew he hated burrito's and he told me one more and he would jump, the blond haired wife just sat there. the other wifes said aren't you sad, the blond haired guy's wife said nope, the darn fool makes his own lunch!!!
A blond, a brunette and a redhead escape from jail and
Decide to hide in a barn. As they hear the police closing in, they climb into
the loft and hide in three empty burlap feed bags. A young officer climbed into
the loft, shined his flashlight around, and decided to check the burlap bags. He
kicked the first bag containing the brunette, and she responded with a
convincing "woof". He kicked the second bag with the redhead inside, and she let
out a perfect cat抯 meow. "Nothing up here but cats and dogs," the officer
Responded to his superior. Deciding to be sure, he kicked the last bag, the
one containing the blonde. She yelled out "Potatoes!!!"