A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"
And he replied: "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say
And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I
took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't
eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested
a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty
and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy
blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to
annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like
He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said
"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
...it doesn't cost a thing to smile, you don't have to pay to laugh...
Thanks for the bump CROOOZIN I did not read this one before!
__________________ CQ's Cruise Resume
Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas
Allure Of The Seas
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Home Lines Doric 78, Oceanic, Homeric 85,Celebrity Horizon, Zenith,NCl Pride of America 05 (Honeymoon), Spirit 09-30-06,NCL Gem 12-29-07,NCL Spirit 5-17-08
NCL Dawn 7-27-08,NCL Sky 7-3-09
NCL Dawn Sept 20,2009
Pride Of America