Subject: Grandma's Birth Control Pills
After working most of her life Grandma finally
> retired. At her next
> checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of
> all the medicines
> that had been prescribed for her. As the young
> doctor was looking
> through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized
> she had a
> prescription for birth control pills.
> "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL
> "Yes, they help me sleep at night."
> "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely
> NOTHING in these that
> could possibly help you sleep!"
> She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
> "Yes, dear, I know
> that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it
> in the glass of
> orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
> drinks... And believe
> me, it helps me sleep at night ."
> You gotta love Grandmas!
...it doesn't cost a thing to smile, you don't have to pay to laugh...