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Old June 28th, 2007, 10:55 PM
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Welcome to Daily Redneck Jokes, Taken from my Redneck Calender, Copyright 2006 Jeff Foxworthy
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If you High School graduation was the headline of you Local paper, You might be a Redneck
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If The Post Office discontinues your service because the mailman keeps getting stuck in the driveway, You might be a Redneck
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Too bad...
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You might be a Redneck if --
when your wife complains that the roof leaks, you tell her it don't leak when it don't rain. When it rains, you can't fix it nohow.


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If you mow the lawn, and find that '67 Chevy Pick-up you reported stolen, you might be a redneck!
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If you go to the family reunion to cruise for chicks, you just might be a redneck.
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You know you are a redneck if let your 14 year daughter smoke in front of her kids.

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If you ask all your brothers to come over and help you change the tires on your house, you might be a redneck!
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If you have an edumacation,and laugh at these kind of Jokes!!!
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You might be a redneck if you have more tattoos than teeth....
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If you keep both your dog, and your wallet on a chain, you might be a redneck!
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You might be a redneck if your sister and your girlfriend are the same person.

You might be a redneck if she asks you to turn on the light during sex and you kick open the door to your truck...
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you might live too far NORTH if

* you go SOUTH to your cottage

* driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
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If the ammunition for your shotgun and rifles is worth more money than the house you live in, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if your Jack-O-Lantern has more teeth than your wife does.

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Yuo might be a redneck if you put a Sears battery on your truck that cost more than the truck is worth.

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