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Old August 1st, 2007, 05:35 AM
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Default Seen Any of These Guys on Your Last Cruise?

Butkis Sukhup - Your waiter
and Kizmiazz - his assistant
Rex Karz - cruise terminal valet parking
Ivana Getoff - dancer in last week of contract
Jose Cuervo - Cozumel harbour pilot
Captain Morgan - guess who's in charge....
Stefen Fection - Chef
Heimlich Hurl - sous-chef
Hansen DeMeet - Prep cook
Abe O. Mination - luggage handler
Bill M. N. Howe - Chief purser
Les Toil - Cabin steward
Klorine Legionella - hot tub attendant
Rob Bury - slot machine programmer
Dawn Sindrome - guest relations
Bud Weiser and Al K. Holic - Bartenders
Tumor B. Nign Md - ship's doctor
Miss Diane Gnosis - nurse
Paul Bearer - ship's morgue
Ron Away and Bob Flotsam - lifeboat crew
Turner Round and Ben Dover - head office complaints department
Sue Litigious - legal department
Jimmy deLock - Security & Surveillance
Mike Banshee - lounge singer
Lowe Moraes - gentleman dance host
Bob Dabilder - engineering
Mel Lester and Pat Yorbum - youth activities
Justin Credible - ship's magician
Vic Trolla - ship's dj
Cameron D. Fective - ship's photographer

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Old August 13th, 2007, 10:36 PM
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So, you know them also??

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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