Go Back   CruiseMates Cruise Community and Forums > People > Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs
Register Forgot Password?

Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs Share cruise trivia or jokes: Registered Users Only

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old August 2nd, 2007, 11:42 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 1,059
Send a message via AIM to Cassandra
Default New Pet

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug),
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a dri nk.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
place with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new
Pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situati on. He
decided to ask him one more time.

This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and
have a drink with me?

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS......







A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time !
I'm putting my shoes on!"
__________________


Serenade of the Seas - '05
Sovereign of the Seas - '07
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2 (permalink)  
Old August 2nd, 2007, 12:14 PM
mehawk's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Houston aka Space City, Texas, USA
Posts: 9,687
Default

__________________
Michael

Cruised more times than I can remember.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old August 2nd, 2007, 02:59 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: MONTREAL
Posts: 1,985
Default

good one !keep them coming!!
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old April 2nd, 2008, 01:51 PM
BigE11378's Avatar
Senior Member
Captain
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 602
Send a message via Yahoo to BigE11378
Default

great
__________________
Eric Trautmann
Home Lines Doric 78, Oceanic, Homeric 85,Celebrity Horizon, Zenith,NCl Pride of America 05 (Honeymoon), Spirit 09-30-06,NCL Gem 12-29-07,NCL Spirit 5-17-08
NCL Dawn 7-27-08,NCL Sky 7-3-09
NCL Dawn Sept 20,2009
NCL Jewel
Pride Of America
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old April 3rd, 2008, 01:43 AM
Inis46's Avatar
Senior Member
Yeoman
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: FL and NC
Posts: 753
Default

__________________
RCCL, 1992, 3 days, Empress of the Seas
CCL, 1997, 7 days, Celebration
CCL, 2007, 7 days, Legend (first family cruise)
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Helen's pet rayb Chit - Chat for Cruisers 11 August 16th, 2008 05:35 PM
My Pet is Cuter Than Your Pet DougR. Chit - Chat for Cruisers 39 January 14th, 2008 09:37 AM
OT: Pet insurance? Cruisin' Meme Chit - Chat for Cruisers 7 April 7th, 2005 12:53 PM
For All Pet Lovers.... rollerdonna Chit - Chat for Cruisers 7 December 6th, 2004 06:47 PM
For Pet Lovers Only.... rollerdonna Chit - Chat for Cruisers 13 October 4th, 2004 09:02 PM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


 

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:13 PM.
design by: Themes by Design

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1