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Old August 21st, 2007, 02:26 PM
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>> A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money,
>>> decided to hire herself Out as a "handywoman" and
>>started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
>>neighborhood.
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>> She went to the front door of the first house,
>>and asked the owner if He had any odd jobs for her to
>>do.
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>> "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my
>>porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
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>> The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
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>> The man agreed and told her that the paint and
>>everything she would need was in the garage.
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>> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said
>>to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes
>>all the way around the house?"
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>> He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
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>> The wife replied, "You're right I guess I'm
>>starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes
>>we've been getting by e-mail lately."
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>> A short time later, the blonde came to the door
>>to collect her money.
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>> "You're finished already?" the husband asked.
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>> "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint
>>leftover, so I gave it Two coats." Impressed, the man
>>reached into his pocket for the $50 and
>>handed it to her.
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>> "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a
>>Porch, it's a Lexus".
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