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Old August 29th, 2007, 12:58 PM
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From an 80's movie... I'm betting Dean and Kat will get this one right away...

"Ugh.... no more yankie my wankie.... the Donger need food!"

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OK Heres one...

Where ya get the gun Tommy
From ze Germans?
Blazing Saddles??
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Old August 29th, 2007, 01:28 PM
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From an 80's movie... I'm betting Dean and Kat will get this one right away...

"Ugh.... no more yankie my wankie.... the Donger need food!"
You're damn skippy "16 candles" baby! with john and joan cusak (sp?) "automoblie automoblie boom....Lake"
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Old August 29th, 2007, 07:33 PM
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can't believe this one didn't come up yet

"we're mad as hell and we aren't going to take it anymore!"
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I didn't see many responses to one of my favorites: It's bad luck just seeing something like that" is from Quick Change with Bill Murray and Geena Davis where they rob a bank and can't get to the airport to save their lives....along the way they see 2 guys jousting on bicycles in a ghetto neighborhood.
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"Not even the BEST of friends go halfsies on a *condom* (edited for PG audiences)
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"Who the hell do you think you are?"
"In India we don't think who we are, we know who we are"
"You're Meshuga!"
"I am not your sugar."

Is from "The Party" starring Peter Sellers in brownface.
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Old August 30th, 2007, 09:36 AM
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"I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you."
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Old August 30th, 2007, 11:19 AM
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Greatest comedy ever made here's a few of my favorite quotes and if you haven't seen the movie rent it. you won't be disappointed!

"Oh geez! pigs"

"you know, I am such a great driver that it's incomprehensible that they took my license away"

"I can't believe you're with the CIA"
"Oh yea i'm the typical agency type. Muscular, compact, low to the ground....are you interested in joining cause i'll tell you the benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed.....that's the key to the benefit program"

"serpentine shell! serpentine!"
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"Not even the BEST of friends go halfsies on a *condom* (edited for PG audiences)
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Old August 30th, 2007, 11:32 AM
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How about...

"Hallo... My name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father.... Prepare to die!!!"
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Greatest comedy ever made here's a few of my favorite quotes and if you haven't seen the movie rent it. you won't be disappointed!

"Oh geez! pigs"

"you know, I am such a great driver that it's incomprehensible that they took my license away"

"I can't believe you're with the CIA"
"Oh yea i'm the typical agency type. Muscular, compact, low to the ground....are you interested in joining cause i'll tell you the benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed.....that's the key to the benefit program"

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"We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing gunglasses."

"Hit it!"

An easy one -- from one of my favorite movies!
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"We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing gunglasses."

"Hit it!"

An easy one -- from one of my favorite movies!
Yes Darlene, this is an easy one...

The Blues Brothers!

It's also a good one!
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The picture will give this one away but it is somewhat cruise related.

The Italian bird? Yeah, I shagged her rotten baby, yeah!

Austin! Did you use protection?

Yeah, I have my 9MM baby!

No, I mean a condom. Did you use a condom?

No, those are for sailors, baby!

Not in the 90's Austin!

Well they should the dirty buggers. They go from port to port you know?





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Would that be Austin Powers, Dave ??? :o
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"My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead three days, she looked better than you do now."
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Does Pat have a tart ?
She's not a tart
No, of course not. She's a lady
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How about...

"Hallo... My name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father.... Prepare to die!!!"
The Princess Bride Mandy Pankin (SP?) said it.
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How about...

"Hallo... My name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father.... Prepare to die!!!"
The Princess Bride Mandy Pankin (SP?) said it.
Correct!

"...Swim back to the boat now, and I promise, nothing will happen to you. I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels...."

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You must think with a French accent for this one....

"Do you 'ave a massage for me?"
"A what?"
"A massage. You know, a message."
"We don't do massages here."
"I see massages behind you."
"I do not have a massage for you. I do have a message though."
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You must think with a French accent for this one....

"Do you 'ave a massage for me?"
"A what?"
"A massage. You know, a message."
"We don't do massages here."
"I see massages behind you."
"I do not have a massage for you. I do have a message though."
Isn't this one of the Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers?
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Correct Andy!! I really enjoy those movies over and over. The best part is watching the other actors trying to keep a straight face.
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My Vanessa, my bride....my one true love... the woman who taught me the true meaning of monogamy....was a FEMBOT all along..

Wait a tick! That means I'm single again!! OH behave!!


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"That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there".

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Here is a quote from one of my favorite movies, name that movie.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
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