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Old February 10th, 2008, 02:08 AM
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I agree that you should not drink and drive, but when people go to bars and drink they usually drive home drunk.

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Good morning gang, have a happy sunday.

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Wait Mehawk aren't you in Texas with the drive thru liquor stores? However, I agree never drink and drive!! But why are these legal in Texas?

We don't have these in Jersey!
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I agree that you should not drink and drive, but when people go to bars and drink they usually drive home drunk.

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So true and so sad but alot of people drink and drive. :evil:
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CQ, if you are arriving in JAX a day early make sure you go to Atlantic Beach. It's a touristy kinda area about two miles from Mayport Naval Station with many restaurants and shops.
We used to start out with drinks at the Lemon Bar...eat dinner at a different place each night...and finish at a pool hall called Al's (I think).
Where is Atlantic Beach is it in JAX?
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Happy 100th page Last Gang!

Hope you all have a wonderful Sunday!

We hit one of the clubs in the area last nite they were having a 70's disco nite. Dh and myself and 9 other couples it was alot of fun. I did the driving so all I was drinking was diet soda.
It was a late nite so today I'll just recuperate and catch up on work emails and maybe be Last!

Sometimes I have to take off my Soccer Mom hat and be a Disco Diva!



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Grammy's 8pm tonite.

I'm hoping to see these artists win.

My girl Rihanna from Barbados.


My boy Justin Timberlake.


Hometown boys Bon Jovi.
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Wait Mehawk aren't you in Texas with the drive thru liquor stores? However, I agree never drink and drive!! But why are these legal in Texas?
The difference...

You cannot drink and drive.... However... it is not unlawful to have POSSESSION of unopened containers in Texas.

PS... these places sell soft drinks also...
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"A new wine for seniors Joke"


California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as ----Pino More.
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"American life style Joke"



1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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CQ I guess I'll have to speak Portuguese more often.

I hope the gang all keeps on posting untill we reach page 200.

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kat this post looks a little ummmmmm risque?
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kat this post looks a little ummmmmm risque?
I was thinking the same thing but what the heck we are celebrating 100 pages today so we can be alittle risque!
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We are the last gang, we can be a little risque! 8)

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What is a 100th page celebration without entertainment from the men in uniform???

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if i know kat she was already thinking this when she posted it
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love the vid cq!!
i just love a man in uniform...especially when he starts taking it off and he looks like them. yum yum!!
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You did not think the 100th page celebration was only going to be the family guy jumping out of a cake!!
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That's cool for you ladies, for me I enjoy seeing the pictures that Kat, CQ and Csis have on their avatars.

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manuel you are such a gentleman! kisses!
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TM is so sweet! He has got to be the best guy in all of CM.
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Ok I don't want to leave out any of the guys from the celebration. We gals had our men in uniform you guys get Shakira!


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